Neila Bennett, Policy Advisor, Western Australia
I have found Heaven. Yes, I have identified the location of heaven. Under the finders keepers law, that means I have superior title against all except the true owner. (Is the true owner God?)
MAP LOCATION: The location of heaven is visible from the chemical structure of Benzene.
Benzene has three layers: each layer is shaped like a ring with six atoms. At the top is a ring of six hydrogen atoms. In the middle is a layer of six carbon atoms. At the bottom is another ring of six hydrogen atoms.
Heaven is evident in the hydrogen layers, above and below the carbon layer, the earth layer. Yes, I hear you ask, where is hell? Well, it’s not here – at all. Is hell in chaos world? Not necessarily clear on first inspection, and yet after due research, is notably organised and clearly concise.
The location of heaven is consistent with my research findings: I can constructively prove that people can live forever by adjusting their philosophy through the short term working memory. This methodology is learnable like operating an iPhone, so every person can do it. If there is no hell, then there is nowhere else to go, so you may as well just stay here.
I am the finder/ founder of heaven, therefore I have necessarily acquired superior title to heaven. I.e. I, Neila Bennett, own heaven. Go me!